Tuesday, October 12, 2010

SANTA CAR!

I love Pixar's Cars. Speaking as someone who grew up loving animation and Hot Wheels, the film made me smile from beginning to end. Can't wait for Cars 2 and the 2012 Cars Land at Disney California Adventure.

Last year, a spin-off book called Mater Saves Christmas appeared in stores. I was never able to get a look at a copy; They seemed to sell out everywhere. It did make me wonder about the Cars world, though: How do these guys celebrate Christmas? There are no humans or animals in that universe; Everyone's a vehicle. Ya don't wanna carry that line of thought too far regarding the religious side of the holiday...

But, this year, we finally get a look at a die-cast toy of SANTA CAR!

This is just awesome. Holy cow, it's perfect! Seriously, if you're gonna portray Santa as a car, I defy anyone to come up with a more charming design.

Once again, Pixar makes the world a happier, more whimsical place.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

How To Train Your Dragon lands soon!

Once upon a time, a clumsy young Viking caught a dragon….

2010’s best movie hits store shelves in a couple of weeks. I’m buying the Blu-Ray/DVD pack, and I don’t even own a Blu-ray player, yet.

I can’t say enough good things about this movie. It’s a grand-slam home run—a work of wonder that succeeds on all levels and can be enjoyed by all ages. It plunges you into an astonishing world you’ve never seen before, pulls the heartstrings, barrel-rolls like a great rollercoaster and brings to life a cast of amazing, likable, thoroughly believable characters. You don’t want it to end. It’s funny, exhilarating, heartbreaking and very, very satisfying.

Last March, it flew in under the radar and took critics and audiences by surprise. It opened to rave reviews and merely “okay” first-weekend business. But it bowled over everyone who saw it, generated incredible word of mouth, stayed in the top 3 for weeks, and eventually became one of the year’s top moneymakers and Dreamworks’ most successful film.


It's become my all-time favorite movie, for many reasons:

It's an incredible animated film…
It's one of the best fantasy films ever made…
It's got a smart screenplay, sharp direction, great acting, breathtaking design and an amazing music score…

And...for crying out loud, it's got dragons and Vikings! Two great subjects together like peanut butter and chocolate!


I never thought about it like that before, but, yes: This is the movie equivalent of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. Perfection.


I can’t wait to revisit the world of Hiccup, Toothless, Astrid, Stoic the Vast, Gobber and the other inhabitants of The Isle of Berk. And I envy folks who get to discover it for the first time. Watch this one together with your kids. And fasten your seatbelts.

Friday, October 1, 2010

Rock Band Adds Awesome R.E.M. Songs and Instantly Becomes Coolest Game Ever


At Astonished Walrus, we love Rock Band, Rock Band 2, Lego Rock Band, The Beatles Rock Band...and the upcoming Rock Band 3 (which will actually teach real guitar chords this time around!)

A focus on customization and variety sets Rock Band apart from other games involving make-believe guitars: Via the character/band creator and massive online music store, players can skew the game toward classic rock, punk, metal, country, folk, pop...the possibilities expand with each week's song additions.

The last couple of months have seen great chunks of awesome music arriving for the game, such as (nearly) every hit Creedence Clearwater Revival ever recorded. With the announcement of Tuesday's R.E.M. offering--which includes "Driver 8," "Stand," "Radio Free Europe," "Superman," "It's the End of the World as We Know It"...

Well, it just re-confirms that the folks at Harmonix (who created Guitar Hero, then improved the concept with Rock Band) genuinely love their work. And that's what elevates their games to insane levels of quality and satisfaction.

There needs to be a Rock Band Disney Edition...

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Top Disney Villain Deaths



Quick: What's Disney's favorite way of killing off an animated villain?

Of course, not all Disney villains die. Some are imprisoned and some (mainly in the comedies) are merely humiliated. Then there's Pinocchio, a very dark film in which FIVE major villains get off with no punishment at all. Because the message of Pinocchio is, "Watch Out!" Most people think the message has something to do with wishing on stars. No. It's "Watch Out!"

But, when Disney storytellers do kill off a creep, they've definitely got one preferred method. Let's take a look at a list of the most famous Disney death scenes:

Snow White's Evil Queen - Plummets to her death.
Cinderella's Lucifer the Cat - Plummets to his death.
Sleeping Beauty's Maleficent - Stabbed through heart.
Great Mouse Detective's Ratigan - Plummets to his death.
Oliver and Co's Bill Sykes - Struck by train.
Little Mermaid's Ursula - Stabbed through heart...by a ship!
Rescuers Down Under's McLeech - Plummets to his death.
Beauty and the Beast's Gaston - Plummets to his death.
The Lion King's Scar - Plummets, survives, eaten by henchmen.
Hunchback's Frolo - Plummets to his death.
Tarzan's Clayton - Plummets to his (hanging) death.
Mulan's Shan Yu - Blown Up

Yes, Disney's favorite way of killing a bad guy is the "Death Plummet."

I don't know about you, but it seems to me that Scar got the most grisly villain demise: EATEN ALIVE BY HIS OWN HENCHMEN!



Sure, he deserved it, but...yikes!

Don't you love folks who think Disney's too sugary?

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Alice In Wonderland's New Safety Railings Rock!

Just kidding. Disneyland's Alice in Wonderland dark ride has been in operation since 1958 (with an extended closure for remodeling in the early '80s) and--as far as I know--no one's ever fallen off the outdoor section of track. But recently, as most fans know by now, a visiting OSHA inspector mentioned in passing that the elevated track could pose a problem, and Disney voluntarily shut the ride for a quick safety fix.

A few days ago, the constructions tarps came down, and...good grief.



Okay, that image used to link to a very funny video of various reactions to the new look. It has since been removed by the auteur.

My favorite comment came from the Hatter: "You have lice. Alice spells A-LICE, so we're fumigating your ride!"

Awesome.

Alice in Wonderland is one of my all time favorite Disneyland rides. And a lot of that was due to how incredibly cool and whimsical the outside of the ride used to look. And, as a child, I loved the thrill of the way the caterpillars used to go a bit over the edge of the leaf path just before they turned, giving the illusion of danger. Now...well...


Video by Hydrotrippin

I love that the background music in the above video is Dee and Dum's How'd Ye Do song.

Okay, in all fairness, it could have been much, much worse. So I'd like to point out a few things I actually like about the safety rails:

1) They're temporary. The plan, apparently, is to close the ride in the near future for a much more involved permanent solution which will, hopefully, look a lot better.

2) They tried. Really, at least they made an effort to add some appropriately themed decor to the thing.

3) The darker loading area adds a bit of mystery.

4) As seen in the second video, I do like the darker exit from the ride building. That works. That bit of the ride has always been a sort of dead area. It's not until the vehicles reach the new safety flooring that things start to look gross.

5) It doesn't hurt the ride's interior one tiny bit.

6) It's temporary.

7) At least the ride's open.

8) It's temporary.

Let's keep our fingers crossed that the permanent solution will be creative, surprising, and...just maybe...be an opportunity to improve the ride's outdoor descent.

I vote for a big drop and a loop.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Confessions of a Kindle Newbie


I've wanted an E-book reader for a while, now, and when Amazon's Kindle dropped to $189, I began to give the device some serious consideration. The display at Target sealed the deal: I fell in love with the Kindle's screen and the look of the text. So easy on the eyes! So lightweight! So perfect to read a book on! Sold!

I couldn't be happier with Kindle, and I'm not even peeved that Amazon announced an upcoming improved version--with a cheaper non-3G model as an option) a week after I bought it. The current model fits perfectly in my hands, and the screen gives me exactly the right level of contrast for my tired ol' eyes. The free books and free internet access make it worth the purchase, but--of course--I bought a few reasonably-priced newer novels to get me started. Like others before me have said: the reading experience is so smooth that you forget you're holding a device and pressing buttons to turn pages. You're reading a book, and it feels exactly right.

Wonder of wonders, Amazon just started offering two great games for Kindle and--as of this writing--they cost exactly zero! SHUFFLED ROW and EVERY WORD provide some very well-designed scrambled letter fun. I highly recommend both, but Shuffled Row is my favorite of the two: It's crazily addictive and the best electronic word game I've played since Bookworm.

New to the Kindle community, I've already found two favorite sources of information. A Kindle World Blog is the best site for up-to-date Kindle news, commentary and tutorials on the web, and Free Kindle Books is an inexpensive Amazon blog subscription that points you to new free titles and promotional offers as they become available on Amazon.

So...for any readers wondering if the Kindle is worth a purchase: Yeah. Definitely. The iPad's a great device for doing a lot of tasks, but Amazon's little beauty is perfectly designed to provide the smoothest, most comfortable electronic reading experience possible. Be warned, though: It's also designed to make impulse book-buying frighteningly quick n' easy! :)

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Toy Story Mania Comes Home


At Disneyland Resort and Walt Disney World, the manic, wildly entertaining Toy Story Mania ride opened in 2008 to rave reviews, long lines and a lot of ecstatic, happy customers. When Disney announced production of a home version for the Nintendo Wii, fans rejoiced, but with a touch of skepticism: Could a home version possibly do justice to the amazing ride? Turns out, the answer is....yessss.....mostly....

Toy Story Mania (the Wii game) is a polished, beautifully crafted game that captures the ride's most important element--the pace and feel of the target games--perfectly. The plate-smashing, balloon-popping, hoop-tossing fun arrives intact. What's missing, of course are the giddy spinning of the ride vehicles, state-of-the-art 3D, water spray and air blasts. And the half hour waiting lines.

Writing as an adult fan of the ride, let me answer the question other theme park fans want to know: Is the home version worth a purchase?

Yes. Just keep your expectations realistic. This is, at its heart, a mini-game collection based around the themes and characters of Toy Story. All the games from the ride are represented (including the pie toss practice round), but not as they appear at the parks: That would be impossible to replicate. Instead, each of the ride's five main games are each represented by three separate, smaller shooting galleries, each filled with goals and secrets. The home version is padded out with additional carnival-style games that range from fun (skeeball and basketball hoops) to average (simon-says waggle fests). In addition to a front-and-center story mode that roughly follows the ride's progression, there are 5 additional story modes--one for each theme (Space, Western, Army, Barnyard and Bo Beep). By playing through each themed story mode, you encounter each theme's 3 shooting galleries and 2 to 3 additional games. Once you unlock each game (through goal achievements or prize tickets), you can head to the game creator area and make your own version of the game to play through. I imagine most players will immediately line up all the shooting galleries and never look at the other mini games again.

Because the shooting galleries are pure gold. No question, they are the reason to consider buying this game. Aiming and firing with the Wii remote feels great--I recommend turning off the cursor for a truer-to-the-ride experience.

The presentation starts off beautifully, with a fully animated intro in which the toys set up the game you're about to play. This is the backstory of the ride, and it's great fun to see it finally brought to life with dazzling Pixar animation. It's right about here, however that you'll also notice one big disppointing aspect of this game: The compete lack of actual music from the films. The game's music score is pleasant (and actually very effective in the army and space sequences), but it's a bit disheartening to find that, with all the care and attention to detail that went into this game, the powers that be couldn't fork over a bit of extra cash to license "You've Got a Friend In Me." Cue the old hag from Princess Bride: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" One other beef: Most shooting galleries end by asking you to shake the remote for extra points. Note to all game producers: Shaking the Wii's remote over and over is not fun. It's never been fun. It never will be fun. No more shaking!

Back to the positives: The character animation throughout is superb. The visual style of the shooting galleries is perfect. The voice work (by almost the entire original cast) is great, though there should be more (you'll hear the same gags repeated before the round in progress ends). R. Lee Ermy is his usual awesome self in the army sequences.

The game includes six 3D renditions of select shooting galleries which must be unlocked and played using the included 3D glasses. Do not expect the same 3D you get on the ride. This is the red/blue style that drains away the color. It does provide an effective, fun sensation that you're actually firing into your television screen. After a few 3D rounds, however, I came away with a headache. Still, it's a nice bonus feature. Ride-theme Wiimote faceplates are also included.

All in all, it's a fun, good-humored, visually dazzling home version of the ride. With the do-it-yourself game sequencer, you can eliminate the extra mini games and simply play the awesome shooting galleries.

Not bad at all.